Man charged with killing, eating man's brain & heart →

swhisted:

So, yeah… that happened. Right up the street from my house! And the dumpster the parts were found in…. Yeah, that’s my church, also right up the street. 

This news coming after several other “people eating people” incidents (at least 4 to my knowledge) taking place across the US this week has me greatly disturbed. 

I’d like to say I’m joking when I say, Is this the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse? But I’m kind of not. Because seriously, what the heck is going on?

That’s what I was asking my best friend when I told him about this. Oh joppa how I love you.